THE ALIEN LANDS ON EARTH AND DIES ALMOST IMMEDIATELY
So an alien lands on Earth. It isn't the first but there haven't been many.

So an alien lands on Earth. It isn't the first but there haven't been many.
I entered a deal with Burger King to have the Burger King logo tattooed on my body.
Today we're asking you to come up with a list of ways to feel good. As complete as you can.
Back at it again.
I leant over and said "For all we know there is no Blood God. You know that, right?"