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It's half past nine - weak sliver of a moon hanging low on the Slime Lake.
Hello friends. This is a little promotional email to let you know that today I've released my second book, YOU MUST UNDERSTAND THIS IF YOU WANT TO LIVE. It's a collection of 45 short stories and poems - some of my favourites from the first four
We were fighting and I was losing.
The situation in town was not great.
I entered a deal with Burger King to have the Burger King logo tattooed on my body.
Today we're asking you to come up with a list of ways to feel good. As complete as you can.
Back at it again.
I leant over and said "For all we know there is no Blood God. You know that, right?"
Stories
I'm stabilising the orb.
Stories
Friend – do you mind if I take the picture that they will use for your funeral, when you die, someday?
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I keep my friends close and my enemies closer.
David and his brothers divided up and went their own way.
It was late afternoon and the cold orange sun was resting low over the cliffs.
i am a toddler drifting to the edge and climbing backwards out of the pool.
In the long, cool summer of 2105 the Alpine River overwhelmed its banks.
In the end all the war criminals had their day in court.
At around midnight I heard a screaming and carrying on.
I made it with the time crystals my grandfather stored in the old shed.
Imagine if a Hollywood casting director was hired in a crucial directorial role at NASA immediately before it selected a crew for the first manned mission to Mars.
Imagine waiting 15 years for Oasis to reform.
Did you know that I have a contact at the rat factory?
The first thing was I smelled a smell.