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MY LIFE IS BASICALLY A RESKINNED DOOM

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GOLD TOWER
One light on the switchboard was off.

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ZIPLINE RIGHT ACROSS THE VALLEY
Clipping on a harness and riding the zipline across the valley.

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RISOTTO, MOUNT BARREN
In the supermarket just off the interstate highway we found nothing of any value.
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WOLFMAN ON HALLOWEEN
On Halloween all the ghosts and monsters came out to mingle with humans for one night.
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ALL MY TROUBLES ARE AT AN END

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COMING UP WITH A COMPLETE LIST OF WAYS TO DIE
Read it if you want to live.

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THE ALIEN LANDS ON EARTH AND DIES ALMOST IMMEDIATELY
So an alien lands on Earth. It isn't the first but there haven't been many.

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LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY SAAB VII
I was hungover, prevaricating, crawling out of my skin, at the end of my sanity at the end of space.
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THE MURDER MYSTERY + A SHORT POEM ABOUT RECORDS
I was tasked with solving a murder mystery in a house where everyone was an adult with adult motivations.
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CREATION MYTH
Many people have come up with explanations for how the world came into existence so there's no reason why I should not.