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MARGARET THATCHER IN HELL
Margaret Thatcher died and her everlasting soul left her body and plunged through clawing rock and burning gas for thousands of years, as was customary. When it stopped plunging she was in hell. She poked around among the torment, which was everywhere. Ho hum. She dipped her toe in a
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GEORGE LUCAS WAS RIGHT ABOUT CHEWBACCA
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THE SLOW SWINGING OF THE CHAPEL DOOR
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I HAVE AN ILLEGAL AVIARY
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POOL'S CLOSED
I got down to the pool after a hell of a drive and it was closed. After all that. I won’t get into it but you can imagine what that would be like, to get to the pool and find it closed. You wouldn’t be happy. There was