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COMING UP WITH A COMPLETE LIST OF WAYS TO DIE
Read it if you want to live.
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THE ALIEN LANDS ON EARTH AND DIES ALMOST IMMEDIATELY
So an alien lands on Earth. It isn't the first but there haven't been many.
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LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY SAAB VII
I was hungover, prevaricating, crawling out of my skin, at the end of my sanity at the end of space.
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THE MURDER MYSTERY + A SHORT POEM ABOUT RECORDS
I was tasked with solving a murder mystery in a house where everyone was an adult with adult motivations.
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CREATION MYTH
Many people have come up with explanations for how the world came into existence so there's no reason why I should not.
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JESSE
Straight out of school Jesse got a job at the body shop in town.
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JELLYFISH
You were a jellyfish that had washed up on a beach, and I was a passer-by with a stick.
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CLAY
Me and my buddies were shaped out of rough clay.
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THE EVIL MALL
This is not merely the scary mall, it's the evil mall.
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THE FERRET
A ferret is beholden to no one but the tunnels.
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THE TANKER ON THE HORIZON
If I ever do anything wrong know that it was because someone tricked me into doing it.
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