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CREATION MYTH
Many people have come up with explanations for how the world came into existence so there's no reason why I should not.
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JESSE
Straight out of school Jesse got a job at the body shop in town.
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JELLYFISH
You were a jellyfish that had washed up on a beach, and I was a passer-by with a stick.
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CLAY
Me and my buddies were shaped out of rough clay.
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THE EVIL MALL
This is not merely the scary mall, it's the evil mall.
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THE FERRET
A ferret is beholden to no one but the tunnels.
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THE TANKER ON THE HORIZON
If I ever do anything wrong know that it was because someone tricked me into doing it.
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PIGLET
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ME AND MY BUDDIES
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ENGLAND
They returned England to nature.
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LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY SAAB VI
I was strung out on illegal firmware updates, lungs crusting over with silica crystals, both legs broken, bleeding out.
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