THE HANDSOME BROTHERS
I got a job as a professional friend.
OUT ON THE DUNGEON FLOOR
A message to the dungeonmaster
THE MACHINE HAS TO BE WRONG
It's unfair, in a way.
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY SAAB X
It's half past nine - weak sliver of a moon hanging low on the Slime Lake.
My new book: YOU MUST UNDERSTAND THIS IF YOU WANT TO LIVE
Hello friends. This is a little promotional email to let you know that today I've released my second book, YOU MUST UNDERSTAND THIS IF YOU WANT TO LIVE. It's a collection of 45 short stories and poems - some of my favourites from the first four
TRICK SHOT
We were fighting and I was losing.
DESERT MOVING, INC.
The situation in town was not great.
THE DEAL I STRUCK WITH BURGER KING
I entered a deal with Burger King to have the Burger King logo tattooed on my body.
COMING UP WITH A COMPLETE LIST OF WAYS TO FEEL GOOD
Today we're asking you to come up with a list of ways to feel good. As complete as you can.
HOMER'S THE ODYSSEY: PART II
Back at it again.
THE BLOOD GOD
I leant over and said "For all we know there is no Blood God. You know that, right?"
Stories
STABILISING THE ORB
I'm stabilising the orb.