LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY SAAB X
It's half past nine - weak sliver of a moon hanging low on the Slime Lake.
My new book: YOU MUST UNDERSTAND THIS IF YOU WANT TO LIVE
Hello friends. This is a little promotional email to let you know that today I've released my second book, YOU MUST UNDERSTAND THIS IF YOU WANT TO LIVE. It's a collection of 45 short stories and poems - some of my favourites from the first four
TRICK SHOT
We were fighting and I was losing.
DESERT MOVING, INC.
The situation in town was not great.
THE DEAL I STRUCK WITH BURGER KING
I entered a deal with Burger King to have the Burger King logo tattooed on my body.
COMING UP WITH A COMPLETE LIST OF WAYS TO FEEL GOOD
Today we're asking you to come up with a list of ways to feel good. As complete as you can.
HOMER'S THE ODYSSEY: PART II
Back at it again.
THE BLOOD GOD
I leant over and said "For all we know there is no Blood God. You know that, right?"
Stories
STABILISING THE ORB
I'm stabilising the orb.
Stories
ALLOW ME TO TAKE THIS PICTURE FOR YOUR FUNERAL
Friend – do you mind if I take the picture that they will use for your funeral, when you die, someday?
A THIRD DISTANCE
I keep my friends close and my enemies closer.
DAVID AND HIS BROTHERS
David and his brothers divided up and went their own way.